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My name is Asan. They call me a lap Asancho because I am still small. Ashan is a nice name. Purely Bulgarian. I'm named after my grandfather Simeon. I am a Bulgarian and live in Bulgaria. Next year, my grandfather would lead me to Tunisia to make my sunet. We Bulgarians are bear-leader. Grandpa Bear is at home. Shaggy. The forest. Grandpa says we Carpathian bear. We Bulgarians bear-leader, all at very loving to serving with the bears in the streets of towns and villages in Bulgaria. Every summer, the bears went to the Black Sea. Grandfather rights to the sea from a tent rugs. On the beach there are many foreign tourists. Tourists love to shoot a bear. Grandfather played the fiddle, the bear kiuchek play with my sister and I collect coins from tourists, in an old straw hat. Evening, with collected coins, his grandfather bought a bottle of brandy. Grandpa loves to drink brandy. Being drunk with brandy, grandpa, night, do not go to bed to sleep with grandma and go to bed with the bear. I sometimes wonder if my Dad had been born grandmother, who bore him or bear. I have a sister. Bigger than me. Stop by my sister does not go to school because we bear izede primer. My sister wants to become biznesmenka. Wants to be a saleswoman. But I think my sister could not make good biznesmenka. My sister works only in the evening. The highway. Where large trucks pass. There, on the motorway, my sister sold to motorists in the evening condoms. My sister night out with a bag full of condoms, but returned in the morning and says it was a crisis. Sold to motorists only 10 -12 condom. My sister is very pretty. Bulgarian. Bulgarian collar. My sister is 150 pounds. And the bear is 150 pounds. My sister is bushy, and has a mustache. And the bear is a shaggy, but his mustache and smaller than my sister. My sister has a large, crooked and yellow teeth. And the bear is big, crooked and yellow teeth. My sister loves to bathe and smell bad. And the bear does not like to bathe, but smells as good from my sister. My sister very drunk wine and brandy. One kotelka. And bear drink brandy, but less than my sister. Being drunk with brandy, my sister's curse as a man. And bear drink brandy, but I can not curse. Some time ago, Grandpa says that bear-leader, we Bulgarians have been better than now, but some come in Bulgaria. Grandpa says that the EU wants to take the bear, and it shut Belitza. I guess that the EU is very bad. I do not want this bad for the EU to come to Bulgaria and let us take the bear. I do not like the EU. I hate the EU. I love my bear.

До коментар [#1] от "uncle Mitre":

Пак ли бе, умнико !!!